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by **Drakkon** Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:43 pm

Welcome your new [albeit temporary] dictators: Miggeh and Drakkon!

~~Future Slaves:~~ Registered Citizens:
Satyr | SilentSkieBlue | Digidude123

Miggeh and I have been plotting our takeover for some time now. Rebs has slipped one time to many for a vixen, and now that he’s away for a couple of weeks, our dictatorship is ready to begin! *cue dramatic music* We’ve warmed up our Tinged Nightmare Crawlers and they’re prepared to spread night over all of the Nyokan Solar System. While they do that, our Tinged Daydream Crawlers will be spreading daytime all over the Nyokan Solar System. *record player stops*

… Wait, wait, wait. Stop right there. If we spread night and day at the same time, aren’t we technically doing nothing? Well, this is hopeless. I could have sworn this was correct on the plans… Oh, here it is. Spread night and day at same time… outcome will be neutral as nothing is going to be different – AUGH! Had I known that our plan was to do absolutely nothing, I wouldn’t have gone through that ramble.

Oh well. SET PHASERS ON DICTATOR MEN! …We don’t have an army either, do we? WELL THEN WHAT DO WE HAVE? Cupholders? Oh. Good enough. SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

...What's that? A new plan for our takeover? Use Ponies? IT SHALL BE DONE! Ponies are now required viewing every day from midnight to midnight.

So tell us; how do you feel about this strange new threat to the Nyokan Solar System?

by **Miggeh** Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:46 pm

~~Oh God, I didn't think we would actually go through with this |D~~

Resistance is futile. Join us and there will be no consequences. :U

by **Drakkon** Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:22 pm

Join us and you can each have ~~Kelso~~ Ashton Kutcher. |D

If you say you can resist Ashton Kutcher then you're lying. >:U He is clearly the earthly form of some sort of fallen angel come to help Miggeh and I rule Nyoka. THIS. IS. ~~SPARTA.~~ NYOKA!

by Satyr Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:37 pm

Drakkon wrote:
Join us and you can each have ~~Kelso~~ Ashton Kutcher. |D
If you say you can resist Ashton Kutcher then you're lying. >:U He is clearly the earthly form of some sort of fallen angel come to help Miggeh and I rule Nyoka. THIS. IS. ~~SPARTA.~~ NYOKA!

Thank you. Now you are sure to rule Nyoka.

Also, eyecandy. Very Happy

/shot

by **TheCompleteAnimorph** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:12 pm

Drakkon wrote:
Join us and you can each have ~~Kelso~~ Ashton Kutcher. |D
If you say you can resist Ashton Kutcher then you're lying. >:U He is clearly the earthly form of some sort of fallen angel come to help Miggeh and I rule Nyoka. THIS. IS. ~~SPARTA.~~ NYOKA!

I can resist that quite easily, tbh

by **Drakkon** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:18 pm

Fffffffuuuuu- You found our weakness!
I would come up with another way to attract you to our dictatorship, but Miggeh and I are heedless procrastinators. (Which may or may not nullify our dictatorship - also I didn't not just give away our sole weakness). At least Ashton Kutcher made Satyr one of our ~~mindless slaves~~ well-considered denizens of Nyoka.

by Satyr Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:29 pm

Drakkon wrote:
At least Ashton Kutcher made Satyr one of our ~~mindless slaves~~ well-considered denizens of Nyoka.

That he did. XD

Although, the ponies will also get you a number of slaves.

by DragonTamerChris Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:40 pm

Drakkon wrote:
Join us and you can each have ~~Kelso~~ Ashton Kutcher. |D
If you say you can resist Ashton Kutcher then you're lying. >:U He is clearly the earthly form of some sort of fallen angel come to help Miggeh and I rule Nyoka. THIS. IS. ~~SPARTA.~~ NYOKA!

I'm a male so I can easily resist that. Doesn't help that in my favorite tv show he's probably my least favorite character~

by **ignite444** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:41 pm

I don't find Ashton Kutcher attractive in the least.

by **Drakkon** Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:44 pm

ignite444 wrote:I don't find Ashton Kutcher attractive in the least.

I'll give you the secret that I don't either, but it worked on attracting Satyr which is one step to our ultimate goal of total dictatorship. /shot

by TitiMiny Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:58 pm

This doesn't work on me. MUAHAHAHAH.

by **Drakkon** Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:08 pm

Ready the transportation devices to take down the rebels, then! >:U

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...Hoverboards don't work on water; do they? Remind me again who's in charge of this. Ohwait... I'm included in the people in charge; carry on by paddling over the water then. Just carry on. We'll reach more land eventually.

by **SilentSkieBlue** Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:27 pm

Frankly Neil Patrick Harris and Ponies would have made more progress on me. However, I have already enlisted. I am waiting for my application to clear.

by **Drakkon** Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:33 pm

Our newest ~~slaves~~ citizens have been added; as an addition to this update we've decided that Zeima would be better off with water that tasted like soda. We're currently working on a way to make this happen, without draining all of the water and filling it with soda (which we have already tried. Lots of animals died). But don't worry, it was nothing like the BP Oil Spill.

by chuchu Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:29 pm

Drakkon wrote:
Our newest ~~slaves~~ citizens have been added; as an addition to this update we've decided that Zeima would be better off with water that tasted like soda. We're currently working on a way to make this happen, without draining all of the water and filling it with soda (which we have already tried. Lots of animals died). But don't worry, it was nothing like the BP Oil Spill.

That's probably because it isnt oil

by **Voxezi** Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:00 am

Guys this should be in General Discussion.

~~BRONIES~~

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:18 am

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I ~~think~~ KNOW - your dictators never have to think as they always know all - it's Nyoka related, though, as we intend to take over the NYOKAN SOLAR SYSTEM and then hold it hostage for ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

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by DragonTamerChris Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:22 am

I think this scheme is breaking down very nicely, yes yes.

Also I'm sorry I already got ahead of you guys and the Nyoka solar system is in my safe possession, yes yes. It will be returned when the rightful owner comes back.

Those ponies were underwelming, js.

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:44 am

I shall strongly reject the reality that DragonTamerChris has saved the Nyokan universe and continue to plot its downfall with Miggeh. >:U Now to just get our battlesuits on...

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...close enough. Next on the dictator agenda: universal television. It will be free, but all televisions must remain on and be in every room. The video that shall play is as follows:

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by DragonTamerChris Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:51 am

gl paying for those tv's.

I will just place my fat pink blob down and watch it wall and be fat as it heals me through unknown ways and carries me to victory. >:3

And the best part is the fat pink blob is unidentified...it could be ANY fat pink blob...

What am I saying...

by **SilentSkieBlue** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:07 am

chuchu wrote:
Drakkon wrote:
Our newest ~~slaves~~ citizens have been added; as an addition to this update we've decided that Zeima would be better off with water that tasted like soda. We're currently working on a way to make this happen, without draining all of the water and filling it with soda (which we have already tried. Lots of animals died). But don't worry, it was nothing like the BP Oil Spill.
That's probably because it isnt oil

Y'know, they could've fixed that a lot faster if they'd poured Dr. Pepper into the gulf. Soda is acidic which would break down the organic molecules of crude oil* and the awesome of the soda would take care of everything else.

*I made this up. This is Troll Science.

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:13 am

DragonTamerChris wrote:gl paying for those tv's.

I will just place my fat pink blob down and watch it wall and be fat as it heals me through unknown ways and carries me to victory. >:3

And the best part is the fat pink blob is unidentified...it could be ANY fat pink blob...

What am I saying...

The televisions are crap; didn't you see the image? Besides, it all comes from our citizens' back pockets. Dictators spend none of their own money. FOOLISH DRAGONTAMERCHRIS. Speaking of funding, it turns out we can't afford a cure for the previously soda-filled oceans that killed many of Zeima's sea creatures. Why, you may ask? We may or may not have moved our funding to turn Dante into a diamond mine. I'M SURE THERE ARE DIAMONDS SOMEWHERE ON THAT PLANET! In order to do this, we've revoked all pay checks for the next year. Even though we've never paid you before, I'm sure this will come as a terrible shock.

In other news, SilentSkieBlue you've just received a pay raise... which has been moved into the funding of our Dante diamond mine.

In order to make everybody feel better about these cuts, if even slightly:

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by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:25 am

You foolish little citizens. You cannot find a way around our evil plots. However hard you try to find a loophole, I guarantee you, you will find none but the ones in our TNC's hula hoops. And yes. They have hula hoops. Problem?

Rather than trying to find a way around our plot, why not join us and assist us in our takeover? It is a better idea and will save you lots of grief in the long run. By joining our ranks, you will be sparing yourself from our conglomerate. Let me tell you, that is a terrific idea. All of our TNCs and TDCs have been trained for war for DAYS. It is futile, you sillies.

We are recruiting DAT HAYS into our forces. Then NO ONE will be able to resist. NO ONE.

by DragonTamerChris Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:33 am

(I'm probably going to move this into forum games soon...) I CALL WAR.

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gogogo

by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:35 am

I will fry all of your useless troops, you foolish little squirt. D:< MERE FISH CANNOT DENY US OF OUR GALAXY.

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