Re: SITE TAKEOVER >:U

by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:37 am

Sorry, my totoros beat your magikarps, I win the nyokan solar system.
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by DragonTamerChris Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:40 am

Ugh this seems bad for me...

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You there! Sit there and wall and be fat while I think of a new battle plan...hmm...

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:40 am

Now that DTC and Digidude123 have brought out the big guns, I realize that everybody's jealous of Miggeh and I's popularity as dictators. I have an openly ready response for that:

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In other news, our Tinged Nightmare Crawler army has permitted us free wanderings of the soda waterways of Zeima which gives us control over... most of the planet. This therefore opens the right to present the following statement:

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And don't say you don't have back hair. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU DO, YOU LIAR! >:U That goes for all of you; go shave your backs! Filthy hooligans!

by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:42 am

I did not realize there were so many troops against us. However, that changes nothing. For you see, you are your own dictators, and we have TWO DICTATORS. Therefore increasing our plots and total intelligence.

by DragonTamerChris Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:46 am

Miggeh wrote:I did not realize there were so many troops against us. However, that changes nothing. For you see, you are your own dictators, and we have TWO DICTATORS. Therefore increasing our plots and total intelligence.

The dictators don't mean anything if they don't have a good army. :3

Tomorrow I'll be bringing out the big guns, the Chancey and Magikarps are just distractions. Oh and you guys want something to play with so...

Play toys:

by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:51 am

I have all the intelligence I need and more alone, and I can easily counter you TNCs...

CATBUS ARMY, AWAY!!!
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by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:56 am

We are sorry, but it seems as though your catbuses lack the ability to live in the water, which is currently where we are with our TNC/TDC army. Come back again when you can swim. In the meantime, we are selling [semi-safe] drugs in order to raise funding. But the healthy kind that help you grow with love and caring. And... well, they get rid of those pesky brain cells.

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by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:58 am

Catbus? Buscat? No worries. Drakkon and I have developed the easy Cat-Off Drug! Take one dosage, and it keeps cats off for weeks at a time. It has blossomed all throughout Zeima and is on its way to the other planets. Problem?

by **SilentSkieBlue** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:00 am

To tackle the masses they have their master tactician, moi, and as their strong right arm they have me and my army of Kaprosuchus.

I will draw myself riding one. You will be unable to resist.

by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:03 am

Water forces, eh?

take this! aqua bombardment! The ponyo kind
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by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:06 am

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That. I did not see coming.

No worries. Our armies are forever expanding, and that kid could easily get lost in his own fame and popularity. He will get an oversized ego, similar to someone I have known. We cannot to lose. Instead of trying to fight against us, why not go along with us? You can help us take the galaxy over, and we cannot be defeated. This is my single last proposal. Otherwise we will be bringing out the big guns.

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:07 am

We've just recently hired bus drivers to run over all non-registered citizens of the new dictatorship. SilentSkieBlue and Satyr: you two are safe from this terror and the bus drivers have agreed to provide safe transportation. Just remember, joining is one surrender away.

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As for Ponyo? We've invented another drug that turns her back into a harmless goldfish for one month - more than long enough for our takeover. To repeat Miggeh's announcement, this is your last chance to join us; afterwards you shall be annihilated and I don't want to see anybody die.

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by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:17 am

Your drug backfired, and it just made my forces stronger.

Now, to get rid of those pesky crocodiles, take this!
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also, if you join my army, ill give you gold
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by **SilentSkieBlue** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:21 am

I need no gold for I have my brain. Also Aether Whales and Platinum which I mine from the soil of Zeima upon the backs of those who attempt to overthrow me. My Kaprosuchi fear no blue tiger spirit thing; not when they have GIGANTIC AERIAL SUPPORT FROM DANTE.

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:25 am

DON'T JOIN DIGI! THE GOLD TURNS OUT TO BE NOTHING BUT DIRT IN THE END! >:U Ahem, moving onward; turns out that Digi's main beast got pregnant; and do you know what happens when you get pregnant?

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Let me repeat that one more time so all of the most recently registered citizens will remember that for eternity:

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Now that we're done with our safety speeches, let's get down to business; I'm legally adopting all who join our side, and that's a great thing.

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Ponies, Ashton Kutcher, ADOPTION, what more could you want from your supreme dictators?

by **SilentSkieBlue** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:27 am

Drakkon wrote:
Ponies, Ashton Kutcher, ADOPTION, what more could you want from your supreme dictators?

*cough* Still waiting on that Neil Patrick Harris, you know...

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:29 am

Ask and you shall recieve.

In other news, Phineas and Ferb are now with us also, along with the rest of their gang.

by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:29 am

Digi. I require that you stop with the pony bashing in the chat. Everyone knows that Ponies pwn everything.

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EVEN EINSTEIN.

If any of you doubt our ability to murder anything with ponies, you will be sorry. We actually HAVE PLOTS PLANNED for it. Yeah. That's right. We thought ahead. Problem?

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:34 am

Tuesday night is now dance night for all enlisted under us; and who doesn't enjoy a good dance? Pink on Wednesdays; dancing on Tuesdays; Ponies, Neil Patrick Harris, and Ashton Kutcher every other day. We obviously care for our denizens, even if we go through with some insane schemes on occasion.

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by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:36 am

My dragons kill the whales
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as for everything else...
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My boar demons hunts down and infect every single division of your forces. You will now slowly die a certain, painful death.

by **Miggeh** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:38 am

Oh, and just a quick message to those still trying to defeat us...

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No lies.

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:40 am

Unfortunately, demons obey pure evil and we just so happen to have pure evil on our side. The demons have been commanded to leave our troops by Regina George, and they have obeyed.

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by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:41 am

Fine, try to kill me, I can die a happy death knowing that I can promise everyone you will surely die a slow painful death

and my demons dont obey evil, the kill evil to make sure they are the most evil thing alive. Nothing you can do.

by **Drakkon** Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:48 am

Very well then; if you won't allow it to be fixed now, Doctor Whooves has just gone back in time and has prevented you from ever using the demons, thus making them null and void. Also, he went to the future and got a cure for demons that didn't exist before, just in case that was ever tried again.

by Digidude123 Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:51 am

Fine!!

I'll join your army.

only if I'm promised to never work with ponies and I'd be allowed to still command my own forces.

and, and a planet made on platinum peices.

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